{"id":290,"date":"2010-09-21T09:37:22","date_gmt":"2010-09-21T17:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eatcho.com\/blog\/?p=290"},"modified":"2015-01-06T07:05:52","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T15:05:52","slug":"dining-room-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/eatcho.com\/blog\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"DINING ROOM SURGERY"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just a lil warning for the queasy people out there..this is awesome! Do try this at home, take back the field of medicine , like back in the civil war days when people would stitch themselves up or cauterize thier own stumps, fuck insurance companies. But I am darn glad these days we have local anesthetic.
\nHere’s the story, Friend and bad ass artist Jason graham<\/a>, has ear plugs and while wrestling with a loved one he managed to rip his ear causing part of it to die and his ear split in two..<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>A friend offered to help put him back together. she has skills.The minor surgery was performed on the dining room table with small passing audience…a lil relaxing before the procedure..<\/p>\n

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kinda nervous..<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>you see before this began me and jason did not think their would be any anesthetic..right before it began he was informed their would be , we both were relieved.<\/p>\n

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the beautiful jade…surgeon bad ass extraordinaire<\/p>\n

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snipping the two ends to expose the fleshy fresh goods right past the scar tissue not goods…<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>the stitching up begins..<\/p>\n

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ear giblet..<\/p>\n

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success ..<\/p>\n

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aw nah fool we aint done yet<\/p>\n

after the surgery Jason and I went La Bonita<\/a> , had some burrittos while he was coming out of his ear numbness, we parted ways and I headed off to tiga<\/a> to hear my buddy David aka DJ Papi of\u00a0 the one man band Paper uppercuts<\/a>..he was spinnin records..some cool art on the walls always at tiga more classy than my work I like its posh posh hipster vibe..heres Phil collins by sara osborne<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> in his early genesis days when Peter Gabriel had half a shaved head and no eyebrows..phil played more fiercely back then, causing him to be in peak condition..<\/p>\n

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the art of Nicholas mahon …<\/p>\n

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The crazy thing that happened that night at tiga, is that I swore I saw “Timmy” from the tv show “the whitest kids you know<\/a>” a week later a friend read a previous blog where in it I mentioned the show , he told me that was the actor! Portland is like the twighlight zone..<\/p>\n

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He <\/a>is coming.. , quick burn effigies in his image either to appease him or ward him off ..but no matter what you do hes coming, hes coming to creep in your house and slurp and nibble on your children’s juices to keep his heinous immortal reign going throughout christian eternity..<\/p>\n

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these were at a friends place I can make out, boris, gorbachov, stalin,lenin…but whos the other guy?<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>lenin losin it..<\/p>\n

And I will end off with this bad ass invention my friend was changing tap water into soda! with this bad boy<\/p>\n

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